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while watching Star Wars

I pick you up in my 2008 cobalt sport. Moonroof open so we can see the star through the smog. I drive us to a discreet location where we step ... MORE

Taken riff

I don’t know who you are. I don’t know what you want. If you’re looking for a hook up I can definitely help you with that. ... MORE

cohesive unity

I came across your profile and was quite enamored by such an articulate and heavenly blessed beauty. I would be kicking myself if I didn’t ... MORE

epic fantasy story here

Let me pitch you an idea:

Dusk. A hot night. The doorbell rings. It is me. I am dressed as a wizard. Or rather, I am dressed in my ... MORE

“I’ll pound your soaked hole”

A fun date to me sounds like taking you to The Edison downtown, having a few drinks and then slowly reaching my hand up under your skirt and ... MORE

“party favors”

Hahaha you sound and look like your fucking halarious! Let’s get toys party favors and fu*k

My big four inches

I am lonely and looking for a discreet hookup. I am 50 single and residing in Berkely CA! Please be discreet.

My sex addict libido ... MORE

Adventurous fuck date?

I don’t know who you are. I don’t know what you want. If you’re looking for a hook up I can definitely help you with that. ... MORE

Waste

I went on the site for like a month – Nothing happened at all! I was invisible

Fr real?

You should message me if… “You like puppies.” Only puppies.