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while watching Star Wars
I pick you up in my 2008 cobalt sport. Moonroof open so we can see the star through the smog. I drive us to a discreet location where we step ... MORE
Taken riff
I don’t know who you are. I don’t know what you want. If you’re looking for a hook up I can definitely help you with that. ... MORE
cohesive unity
I came across your profile and was quite enamored by such an articulate and heavenly blessed beauty. I would be kicking myself if I didn’t ... MORE
epic fantasy story here
Let me pitch you an idea:
Dusk. A hot night. The doorbell rings. It is me. I am dressed as a wizard. Or rather, I am dressed in my ... MORE
“I’ll pound your soaked hole”
A fun date to me sounds like taking you to The Edison downtown, having a few drinks and then slowly reaching my hand up under your skirt and ... MORE
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“party favors”
Hahaha you sound and look like your fucking halarious! Let’s get toys party favors and fu*k
My big four inches
I am lonely and looking for a discreet hookup. I am 50 single and residing in Berkely CA! Please be discreet.
My sex addict libido ... MORE
Adventurous fuck date?
I don’t know who you are. I don’t know what you want. If you’re looking for a hook up I can definitely help you with that. ... MORE