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while watching Star Wars

I pick you up in my 2008 cobalt sport. Moonroof open so we can see the star through the smog. I drive us to a discreet location where we step ... MORE

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cohesive unity

I came across your profile and was quite enamored by such an articulate and heavenly blessed beauty. I would be kicking myself if I didn’t ... MORE

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epic fantasy story here

Let me pitch you an idea:

Dusk. A hot night. The doorbell rings. It is me. I am dressed as a wizard. Or rather, I am dressed in my ... MORE

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