while watching Star Wars
I pick you up in my 2008 cobalt sport. Moonroof open so we can see the star through the smog. I drive us to a discreet location where we step ... MORE
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I pick you up in my 2008 cobalt sport. Moonroof open so we can see the star through the smog. I drive us to a discreet location where we step ... MORE
I don’t know who you are. I don’t know what you want. If you’re looking for a hook up I can definitely help you with that. ... MORE
I came across your profile and was quite enamored by such an articulate and heavenly blessed beauty. I would be kicking myself if I didn’t ... MORE